Well I went to the Nebraska state fair tonight with my cousin Carly and a couple of her friends. If you like to people watch like I do then the fair is the place to go. Here’s the counts…

26 dinner plate belt buckles

2 rhinestone shirts

Countless cowboy hats

1 guy with a red mohawk pulling around a little red wagon

Countless shit kickin’ boots

1 girl wearing nothing but a bra (nice)

Countless jailbait girls in their “f**k me” outfits

1 90 pound nasty skinny guy being led around by his 450 pound nasty girlfriend

Countless people who had bad body odor

1 old guy on a Rascal scooter with black socks pulled up past his knees

7 Mexican girls who all looked exactly alike walking around together (if I had to pick a single one out of the group to save my life I couldn’t do it)

47 times that Jessica gawked at some random guy walking by and saying “Oh my god, he is so hot.” Seriously she is bad, her head would snap around like a dog running full speed on a long rope and reaching the end of it. (You’ve all seen a dog do that haven’t you?) At least when I check out a hot girl I am a little more subtle about it. (except while drinking)

3 pro BMX skaters that were in the X games

Countless girls who were so hot I would cut off my pinkie finger if they would just talk to me without laughing and yelling “GET AWAY FROM ME YOU LOSER!”

1 camel

I seriously wanted to ride the camel and get a picture taken on it but Jessica called me a dork. She just doesn’t understand stupid fun like I do. The things I cherish most are the dumbest things, like my autographed photo of Steve Gutenberg. Yea, the guy from Police Academy. (He was in 3 Men and a Baby too but that doesn’t count because it was stupid)

We went to a concert. Thank god it was free. It was Chris Cagle. Apparently he is a big deal in the country music world. I’ve heard some of his songs but since I despise country music my opinion was that it sucked. After the third song I went out and got chicken on a stick and walked around a little until Carly and her friends were done. The only reason I stayed that long was because I was looking at the ass of a super hot girl in the row in front of me. After she got up to go get something there was nothing to keep my attention. Carly was freaking out wondering where I went like it’s a big deal or something.

After they got done with that we all went around to the rides and games and stuff. I don’t know if I have ever told anyone this but it is my dream to become a carney. I think I got the lingo down… “HEYHEYHEYHEY! HEY BUDDY! COME WIN A PRIZE! GET THAT GIRL YOU’RE WITH SOMETHING OTHER THAN SORE FEET!” Sounds easy enough. Think of all the travel to exotic places like Nebraska, Iowa, and Kansas… well maybe it doesn’t sound like such a good idea. I would need to do a whole lotta bathtub speed to get into that group. Plus I don’t smell enough like cabbage… Why does life always crush my dreams?

I’m really starting to hate my freaking job. It is so boring now that I have learned how to do most everything. I was running this stupid 5500 piece order for Harrah’s all day that is so slow to run. Plus there’s no one who can take over for me so I can have a break because the other press operator (my friend Joe) is in jail in Nebraska City for 10 days for DUI, and the production manager doesnt want to run it so.. well he doesn’t have to. That’s a perk of being a manager huh. I got my passport in the mail the other day. It came a lot sooner than I thought it would. The picture is just awful because when I had it taken at Walgreens when I was on lunch it was 110 in the shop and I was just nasty.

I need to make a list of the things I want to accomplish in my life and what I have to do to get there. I’m back in a major rut going nowhere again and I’m not liking it. I guess at the core if it I am fundamentially lazy. I am getting pretty sick of life passing me by and people that are way younger and dumber getting the good things out of life.

I put up most of the pictures that I had on my computer (well not the porn) into the pictures section if anyone wants to take a look. There’s like 25 of them. I need to do something exciting so I have something else to put up there.

Well I added some new software to the site. Its called Gallery. Its so you can put a lot of photos up and it makes it easy to navigate through them and put up descriptions. I desided that I needed to put something up for when I get back from the trip and people want to see some pictures from Europe. I suppose I can put some other things up there too in the meantime. For now I just have some test things up there just to make sure it works. I need to change the colors a little I think to make it match the main site but its pretty close now with the skin I got off the net for it. Take a look, it’s there in the links on the left under Pictures.